The STAG!!!

I am sure lots of you have been waiting for some comments from our stag weekend, resp. Hen night. Well, I let Annalisa comment on hers and I'll give you a brief run-down of what happened on mine. Forgive me if I leave out a few details....it's only for the best.
I expected to have to play lots of drinking games and to end up completely drunk after a very short time. In reality I was forced to drink a lot of still water and had to help myself to some beer because nobody was offering anything to me. Before drinking all that water, I was asked to take a seat on a chair and some people manage to get hold of some plaster (gips) and bandages and so I ended up with my left leg plastered in an almost 45 degree angle, my right food up to the knee and my left hand was plastered to a serving tray. Ah, before they did all this, I had to get rid of my trousers and had to put on a nappy, in which, subsequently, some people kept pouring some very interesting ingredients....some wet, some sticky, some dusty...
The nappies were then, obviously, sealed and taped to my legs so that I could not take them off anymore....the whole evening. You can now imagine what effect the water had on me later :-)
All this done, I was then asked...eh...ordered to serve all my friend for the rest of the evening. So, unable to walk straight (still sober!!!), I made my way from the grill to the bar and back, trying to get all the thirsty guests satisfied.
I think most of my friends ended the evening actually more drunk than me....but that's not a bad thing.
Ah yes...there was one other small incident very late in the evening, but you have to call me to know what happened there.

As there were a lot of bachelors involved in getting me ready for the evening....I am really looking forward to their stag night.....uh....I got already some very good ideas :-))

Thanks a lot guys, I really had a lot of fun and appreciate all the effort.

Rudi (or now know as Niki Lauda)